Monday, 21 January 2008
Married women need better sex
Well it beats me. What is it about married women in the UK that makes them such a turn on for blokes? For me, as soon as I know a guy is hitched I'm looking elsewhere. Maybe it's my Catholic upbringing or something. Is it because married women need good sex more than unmarried women? Let's face it, when you have been married for a few years there is more excitement in reading the Sunday newspapers than there is in straddling your husband and screwing his brains out .
Sunday, 20 January 2008
Men are weird
Well. I was sitting in a cafe yesterday afternoon recovering after a session with one of my least favourite minions when Cathy walked in. She looked shagged out to put it mildly. Apparently she had met a guy at a party two night previously and really hit it off with him so they had ended up at her flat where she was firmly expecting mega-sex for the next 6 hours. First of all, though, he says he is really turned on my married women. Ok, she says, so I've suddenly got a husband and he works nights. That got him off to good start. After a couple of hours hard grinding, he comes up for air and says, 'oh, and I get really turned on by old women.' Cathy starts to complain about the queue at the post office and her rheumatics. Off he goes again with another lease of life. Finally, just as the sun is coming up he tells her he could give her more hard sex if she was divorced. C is getting a bit narked by this time but anyway, she plays along and gives a five-minute yarn about how her husband left her with the kids and no money.. bollocks, bollocks. So anyway, it went on like this for the best part of 20 hours with one sexual fantasy after another. At the end she told him to fuck off. We're going out again tonight to see what other nutters we can find.
Thursday, 17 January 2008
Welcome

Hi - well this is a bit new for me but I thought, well, there must be other ladies out there who like to bring men to heel and who like to share their experiences.
And let's not forget the men - poor simpering pathetic creatures. They might like to gather some crumbs from my Blogspot table. So here goes.
I will be posting some images and links to my fave sites.
Bye for now and remember - obey!
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